Incomplete first-season pilot (8 episodes)
Why Can’t I Just Eat People?
Vampire: The Black Parade
by LoveBrain (Anthony “Othello” Merriweather)
How did a short, half-Black, Asian kid from Detroit end up the leader of one of the most infamous covens in the vampire world? A satire of the vampire genre, told from the bottom of its caste system.
Content advisory. Adults only. Cannibalism including of a family member, gore, drug use, strong language, racism, and frequent use of the n-word in the first-person voice of a Black narrator.
This is a pilot. It is complete as far as it goes, but the series is not finished, and it is read on this site only.
Episodes
- Episode 1This Is What Hunger Feels Like
- Episode 2This Is What Cursed Feels Like
- Episode 3This Is What Disgust Feels Like
- Episode 4This Is What Hope Feels Like
- Episode 5This Is What Realization Feels Like
- Episode 6This Is What Knowing Feels Like
- Episode 7This Is What Trapped Feels Like
- Episode 8This Is What Hunted Feels Like
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